Who wants to be funny? - The Void: Mind Wanderings of a Lost Soul
emaleythe
emaleythe
Who wants to be funny?
anyone have a good joke? I know someone in need of a laugh and after racking my brains, I can't think of any. Help?

Feeling: curious curious

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pippins_penny From: pippins_penny Date: August 10th, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Here's one for ya...

I was into bestiality, S&M, and necrophilia,
but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: August 10th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snort*
From: ladyoftheridge Date: August 10th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

OMG!

ROTFLMA!
pippins_penny From: pippins_penny Date: August 10th, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
and another....

A guy I dated was a dislexic agnostic, he'd lie awake at night pondering if there really was a one true dog!
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: August 10th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggle* always liked that one
From: beehay Date: August 10th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I only have one joke.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: August 10th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
uhm...I dunno? what?
From: beehay Date: August 10th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
One says, 'Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!' and the other says, 'Hey, MacLeod, get offa my ewe!'
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: August 10th, 2005 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
rofl....that was a good one. :)
From: ladyoftheridge Date: August 10th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

With a Little Help From My Friends

pikameta From: pikameta Date: August 11th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC) (Link)

long

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are The Great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse. "
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger,
who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a voluptuous redhead, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents," he says,
"but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,... ALONE!"
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very carefully ...for....the....last....time ....

I said.... "BRING POSSE"
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: August 11th, 2005 12:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: long

ahahhaha...funny horse :)
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