Today started out crappy, the shittiest of the shitty, I shall not lie. I went home for lunch, half dead, the other half hacking....And then the mail came (The sweetest music in the world begins to play) and I see not just one, no no my precious, but TWO packages for me...*dance dance*...In the first one, was yes, dare I say, the long awaited package from ebay with the SFX magazine with Billy in it, which means that "Yes, Alex, there is a rainbow! And yes, my precious, the mag is on it's way to you along with assorted other pressies.".....and now for the moment of truth! I got my package from Crystal!!!!!.....
a moment of silence
and now, for the moment of truth....
The last great thing happened exactly 20 mins later when I received a call from my bf. He had received a page from his best friend (and ex-brother in law) saying that his ex-wife had a baby two days ago! For two months, Jason and I have suspected that the Bitch was pregnant because she just looked so fucking pregnant...but no one was talking about it. And now that she's had the baby, she's claiming that she didn't know she was pregnant!...ahahahaha, whatever. The only thing I'm worried about is that knowing her, and the way she likes to shit-disturb, she's gonna turn around and try to say that the baby is Jason's....and no matter what, there's no way that baby is Jason's, simply because there is no way that he'd fuck her. Sorry to be crude, but there isn't....secretly, I'm hoping the baby is half-black, that way, none of that will ever come to issue.....You ask, why is this so great? Because, I now have something over her....there will never be another time that she looks at me and says some hateful bullshit because now I have proof that she's not some angel. And I know if the tables were turned, she'd be calling my baby a "bastard". Now I won't do that to her, but she's gonna know that there's nothing special about her, other than the fact that she can reproduce. And boy, am I sorry for the new child......anyway....off to the races!