looking for the exit (emaleythe) wrote,
looking for the exit
emaleythe

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I've never meme

behind the cut, because it's longish....kept speakerwiggin's disclaimer because it's true.

things i've never done: (bolded means i ain't done them! and just because i've done something before, doesn't mean i currently do.)

I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan

I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House

I've Never Been Tied Up
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job Unless office supplies count ;)
I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date

I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New OrleansBut I have been there to celebrate during the Mardi Gras season (that's right, they have a whole season)
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced

I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire

I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone From Online


I feel so dirty, *throws self off cliff*, at least it's been interesting. Lol. Off to that dentist appointment of mine.
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