Do you know why plumbers wear their pants so low that their cracks show? Because they want you to kiss their ass just for showing up.
We have had a sewer problem on property since Wednesday and have tried since that day to get a plumber, any plumber down here to help us dig up the collapsed sewer and replace it. Two of my tenants haven't been able to use their water since Wednesday morning. After 4 days of promises with three different plumbers, not a single one has even shown up on property. I just had to call the owner and get him to use his connections so that we could get a backhoe and a plumber. Such bastards!