looking for the exit (emaleythe) wrote,
looking for the exit
emaleythe

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Thongs are the modern day miniature version of the rack

For the record, thongs are not conducive to jobs where you get up and down all day. It somehow manages to twist into a pinpoint fabric of terror rasping all your nether regions to a constantly irritated state between arousal and "for god sakes not like that!". I'm not comfortable with my genitals going through medieval torture for the sake of having no pantyline.
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