Mystical Pig strike-out - The Void: Mind Wanderings of a Lost Soul
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Mystical Pig strike-out
Amusing as hell, as seen on surreality_fan's journal, the ever infuriating Mystical Pig. Following is my conversation with the Pig, exactly as it played out.


The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Will I ever get to meet Craig Ferguson?
and the mystic pig said: Only if you meet fate halfway.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Does that mean that I should take the initiative and actually get to LA for a taping of a show?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Uh huh. I see. So what does it mean that I should meet fate halfway?
and the mystic pig said: Let other people know how you feel.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Should I let Craig know how I feel about him?
and the mystic pig said: Yes, but not just yet.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Do you know when I should let him know?
and the mystic pig said: Ohhhhh yes.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: When should I tell him?
and the mystic pig said: Never, if you carry on the way you are now.

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I asked the mystic pig: Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Ok, fair enough. So when I tell Craig how I feel, will he tell me how he feels about me?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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I asked the mystic pig: I'm going to assume that's a yes. Will he tell me that he loves me too?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Ok. So are you saying that he DOES think I'm a crazy person?
and the mystic pig said: Try Google.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Google won't help me on that one unless Craig has said something about me being crazy. So try again, will I like what Craig thinks about me?
and the mystic pig said: Try Google.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Ok fine. Next question. Will I ever convince Craig that I'm not crazy and that he must love me?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Let me uncloud you on that one. Will Craig and I ever be in love?
and the mystic pig said: A suffusion of yellow.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: hmmm....do we have malaria?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: You tire me pig. Do you just want to hear, "That'll do pig"?
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Gah! Ok, last question. Is there any hope that I'll ever marry a Scotsman?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: No I don't! Stop avoiding the question. Will I ever marry a Scotsman?
and the mystic pig said: Try Google.

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I asked the mystic pig: Fuck google, and fuck you. Answer the question! Am I going to marry a Scottish man?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Will refreshing your page help you answer?
and the mystic pig said: That's for me to know and you to find out. I don't want to spoil the surprise...

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: You cheeky swine! I'm refreshing. Now answer, Scotsman for me? Yes or no.
and the mystic pig said: Sleep on it.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Fine, fine. That'll do pig.
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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Comments
surreality_fan From: surreality_fan Date: June 12th, 2005 07:44 am (UTC) (Link)
lmao! well i guess according to the second to last responce you need to sleep on a scotsman!

i included one in this comment for you... hee!
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: June 12th, 2005 05:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol! I didn't think about that...but you could be right ;)
From: seekingautumn Date: June 12th, 2005 07:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Hmmmmm... the pig knows more than he tells. Perhaps some Alias style torture will loosen his little pig lips!
emaleythe From: emaleythe Date: June 12th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
that's what I was thinking shall I call in our Kentucky version of Sydney, aka Catherine ;)?
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 12th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Shelly

Too funny.

I asked Arnold for you and he said:
"Yes. Your question is totally pumped up."

Link: http://www.bluemountain.com/view.pd?i=122802046&m=1015&rr=y&source=bma999
pikameta From: pikameta Date: June 12th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG! that was the funniest thing EVA!
devvie From: devvie Date: June 13th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC) (Link)
That pig was rude to me! :D
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