Your main problem? You're not eating NEARLY enough strudel.
well, shit! So that's my problem!
and now for your Scottish translation of the day:
When Ah was a wee lad, Ah was huir uv a farty.
Funny work happenstance:
This is what would happen to me if I ever tried to do it.
Is it wrong of me to find this funny? Snapping turtle bit boy's penis
Omg! No words for how funny this is...heheheh
Doctor, should I take two?