I am >thisclose< to being a blumbering mess at work. When I really needed someone last night, Jason picked up an extra shift and then went to the bar afterwards with his coworkers. I wake up this morning to find no Jason. The only reason that I knew about the bar is that there was a voicemail from him saying that's where he went. So now I'm at work, coworker called in sick, and I have no idea where he is. He's not answering the phone. I swear to god, he'd better be safe so that when he comes home I can throttle him.