Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses.
Copy, then repost your responses:
Susan is an ethical woman and is refusing to cooperate. ( go me, apparently I'm refusing to answer questions on President Clinton's involvement in some scandal)
Susan is the only Certified Tellington Touch practitioner in the state of Indiana and compliments the Tellington Touch with Acupressure and Massage.(oh yes, that's right, come to me for your stress relief.
Susan is not only beautiful but witty and charming. (*blush* you're much too kind)
Understand this: Susan is America. Some hide it better, springing it on you after the ceremony, but Susan is the rule. (holy crap, that's scary!)
SUSAN is an acronym for Smallest Univalue Segment Assimilating Nucleus. (Say what?)
"Susan is a sensitive virtuoso, and this breed is hard to come by." (Yes, bow to me in all my glory)
Susan is not taking new individual clients at this time but would love to have you join one of her groups or classes. (Yes that's right, I offer classes to learn how to be as crazy as me. You too can be Susan.)
Susan is an overwriting, memory resident, file infecting virus. ( You bitch! I am not!)
Susan is now out of jail, released in mid-December, 2001, from the federal women's prison in Dublin, CA. (I was innocent, I promise!)
Susan is even more impressive in person than she is on paper. (That's right, remember that ;))