“Hello! As you can tell, I'm on a voice post which means one thing, that I've had the baby and I'm at the hospital with no access to the computer. Sage Danielle was born this morning at 9:00 after four and a half hours of labor. Uhm...it went well. I had an epidural which took a loooooooong time to wear off...awww, she's gonna cry.Don't cry baby...the pushing phase came all of a sudden and when it was there, it was all over basically - couple of pushes and she was out. For those that care about such things, there was a little bit of tearing. Looks like I'll be having stitches again, unfortunately, which is fun uh huh. She's 6 lbs 12 ozs, 19 inches long, a little lighter than I thought she was going to be. Little mister hasn't seen her yet. He's on his way now to see his sister for the first time. She's very pretty and has my little dimpled chin again and looks like big ol ears. So..the right number of fingers and toes. So when we get home, I'll post some pictures. It probably wont be until Friday but I just wanted to let everybody know that she's here and everything's well. I'm ok and stuff and things. That's it!”
Transcribed by: emaleythe
and the original cracked out version of autotranscription lol :Hello, as you can tell I'm on voice post which mean one thing. That I've had the baby and I'm at the hospital with no access to the computer. My baby Danyel was born this morning at 9:00 at Joe's. 4 and a half hours of labor. It went well. I had an epidural which took a long, long time to wear off. Well she's gonna cry, don't cry baby. Alright pushing dazed came all of sudden and when it was and there it was it was, it was all over basically. Couple pushes and she was out. To those who could would know about such thing. There was a little bit of tang. Looks like you'll be having stitches again unfortunately and she's like 6 pounds, she's 6lb 12oz, 19ins long totally ___. Thought she was gonna leave so I just thought I just be there so. Then I miss your cousin sooner yet. He's on he's way now. See it's just for the first time. Very pretty and she had my label. ___ and looks like to go ears. So ___ So when we get home, well I'll post some pictures probably won't be until Friday but just want let everybody know that she's here everything's well. I'm ok and nothings in. That's it.